Ok, so I know this, again, doesn't have anything to do with the dog show, but I had to share it anyway because it was too good. I am trying to sell some furniture on Craig's List because I'm moving. Here's one of the responses. I just got up and checked my email.... it's too early for this... here goes.
Hello,
How are you doing today,i hope everything is okay with you? well my name is Malcolm Smtih and i live at 407 S Main St Stuttgart, AR 72160-4358... I was browsing through the craigslist to check out some furniture's i need to buy for my new house and i came across the ad for your furniture and would like to buy it because i really like it.
I wish i could come down to you to look at it but unfortunately i am still in AR but will be moving there soon but i can do the whole transaction from here.
Please kindly get back to me immediately if the furniture is still in good conditions for use and also if you can accept a check for payment as that is the only way i can have payment to you.The check will be delivered to you via mail just few days after it has been mailed from here by me.
If you are ready to sell the furniture to me and okay with my procedure,kindly get back with the information below so that i can use it to make payment to you immediately i get them from you,
1)Full Name
2)Full Address
3)Phone Number
I want you to know that i am okay with the price of the furniture and i am not going any less for it.But would be glad if you can do some reduction but i am okay with the price I would be so glad if you can sell the furniture to me as i would really love to buy it as soon as possible and i want everything done fast because i am moving out of AR soon and i am expecting a new baby.
Please don't bother yourself about the pick up,i know a forwarding courier in your state,they will handle the pick up immediately you inform me that you got your check and that you have cashed it,then i will contact them to come for the pick up of the item at your location at your own best time.
I will be waiting for your quick response tomorrow latest.
Stay Blessed.
Malcolm
Stay blessed indeed, Malcolm. Okay, check back in later for more dog blogging tonight.
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Ha! The pole dance class at Gold's! If you're doing Cruella's routine, you're kind of getting t best of both worlds.
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Holy run-on-sentence! can't wait to see you when you come through Chicago! XOX JMC
ReplyDeleteThat's a scam if I ever smelled one. Next he will send you a check for too much money and want you to send him the difference. But wait there's more! Take a percentage for your trouble on top of the cost of the furniture. When the check comes back as a forgery he has a few hundred and you have nothing. Ain't Craigslist great?
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